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Film reviews

2005 Vancouver International Film Festival

 

Mini-reviews by BAILA LAZARUS

(Ratings out of five *)

Most likely to come to first-run theatres (or television):

Water (Fiction, Canada, Dir. Deepa Mehta, with Lisa Ray, 114 min.) ****
Really well-acted, beautiful but sad movie about widowers in India.The movie takes place in 1938 when woman (as young as eight) whose husbands have died were forced to live together in Hindu Ashrams. The movie shows the less-than-basic living conditions and how some women were forced to be prostitutes in order to raise money for the Ashram.

The Squid and the Whale (Fiction, USA, Dir: Noah Baumbach, with Jeff Daniels, Laua Linney, William Baldwin, 81 min.) ****
Although I think this only deserves a three out of five, I gave this one an extra star just for William Baldwin. The character study in the film is great and the acting is superb but I found the story a little slow in this look at a family going through separation.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang (Fiction, USA, with Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michell Monaghan, Corbin Bernson, 103 min.) ****
Yeah, it's your typical Hollywood detective-comedy with your standard mistaken identities, car chases and unbelievable scenarios, and yeah it has so many plot twists, you need a manual, but it also makes fun of the very genre it belongs to and Robert Downey Jr. actually does a great job. Hilarious and not too heavy on the relationshippy stuff. A great date movie.

C.R.A.Z.Y (Fiction, Quebec, Dir. Jean-Marc Vallée, 129 min.) ****
Quebec directors continue to produce some of the most insightful and touching films in the world.C.R.A.Z.Y. is no exception. Taking place in the 1960s and 70s, the film follows a Quebec family and the growth of four boys, one of whom is gay. From the opening scenes, which are hilarious, the film perfectly captures the relationships between the parents and the four boys.

The Gronholm Method (Fiction, Spain/Argentina/Italy, 115 min.) *****
How far would some people go to eliminate the competition for a job? In The Gronholm Method, seven candidates come for an interview but end up stuck together in a boardroom, following orders they get from a computer, never even seeing who they're dealing with. They work through several scenarios in order to discuss (and vote on) who deserves to stay and who to go. The brilliant part is that not even the audience knows what's really going on. Fascinating.

Hell on Wheels (Documentary, Germany, 123 min.) ****
Behind-the-scenes with the German Tour de France team Mobile. What it takes to be a national biking champion. Absolutely amazing footage, right in with the bikers through the entire 2003 tour. If you don't like biking or think the Tour de France has something to do with getting drunk at wineries around the country, go see something else.

Fateless (Fiction, Hungary/Germany, 140 min.) ***
A Holocaust film that follow a teenage boy from his comfortable home in Hungary through Auschwitz and Buchenwald. I thought this was a good look at daily life in a hard labor camp. Although there were some unrealistic scenes (such as how a group spent four days travelling in a train car without food or water, yet come out looking as healthy as when they started), and some questionable turns of events near the end of the movie, I thought it was quite riveting.

Paradise Now (Fiction, Palestine/Netherlands/Germany/France, 90 minutes) ***
Two would-be suicide bombers in the West Bank start out on a mission together and then get separated. Although the acting was excellent, I thought the script was lacking. I didn't really see the development that would have led to the change in character of the two men.

Five Days in September (Documentary, Ontario, 72 min.) **
If you REALLY love everything symphony, you'll enjoy this but I found it to be a tedious puff-piece. It's about the first five days of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra's first season under the new music director Perter Onundjian. Nothing controversial, nothing really inspiring. In fact, given the name is reminiscent of the film One Day in September, about the Munich massacre of Israeli athletes at the Olympic games, or conjures up references to 9/11, I though it was going to be some riveting drama. Big disappointment.

This Divided State (Documentary, USA, with Michael Moore, 89 min.) *****
When two members of the student council invite Michael Moore to speak at a university in Utah, the most conservative, Mormon state in the US, the battle lines are drawn and the gloves are off. The two novice filmmakers just turn the cameras on and let both sides support and hang themselves. Using dozens of amateur camera operators pulled from the student population, we get all sides all the time in this often hilarious look at two very opposite views.

 

Will probably come to the Ridge some time:

Angry Monk: Reflections on Tibet (Documentary, Switzerland, 97 min.) **
I was actually hoping to find out a little more about the situation in Tibet through this film but it turned out to be a monotonous trip through history following a monk whose relevance is only explained in the last 15 minutes of the movie. Up until that point we constantly hear about how he likes to "smoke, drink and f**k" contrary to the laws of Buddhism. And the narration is just one date after another like a long, boring history lesson.

Crash Landing (Documentary, Quebec, 50 min.) **
A really superficial look at Canadian soldiers returning home suffering Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Although the stories the soldiers told are important to hear, there was absolutely nothing regarding what the Canadian government is doing about it. One soldier complains that the vets have been forgotten but the movie includes no one who responds to the accusation; it's simply one story after another.

The Dying Gaul (Fiction, USA, Dir: Craig Lucas, with Campbell Scott, Patricia Clarkson, 105 min.) ****
This might be a little too esoteric for some but I love Campbell Scott in indy films so that's all that matters, really. He plays a very high-powered, bisexual, married Hollywood producer who has a homosexual affair with an up-and-coming writer. Scott struggles with his rationale for the affair and for his marriage. An emotionally and intellectually challenging movie.

The Fever (Fiction, USA, with Vanessa Redgrave, Michael Moore) ***
An oddly styled feature, and a last-minute to this year's film festival, The Fever stars Vanessa Redgrave who, on a trip to Africa, lapses into a fever overnight. In her delirium, she thinks about the relationship between the rich and poor and how world economics works. At times a history lesson, at times what sounds like a C-level economic student's oral exam. Leaves a lot to think about but if your background is in economics, you might find this too simple minded.

Giuliani Time (Documentary, USA, 130 min.) ***
What to say -- a close-up look at the mayor whose career was saved by 9/11. If you're interested in Amercian politics, especially municipal policies, relax and soak it up. Even so, it gets to be a little too much information when you start hitting the two-hour point.

I am a sex addict (Fiction/Doc? who knows. USA, 90 min.l) ***
On the eve of his third wedding director Caveh Zahedi, speaking directly to camera (and doing narration), describes his past relationships and his difficulties overcoming an addiction to prostitutes. Hilarious!

Little Man (Documentary, USA, 107 min.) ***
This is a very hard film to watch, whether you're pro-life or pro-choice because watching someone trying to save a premature baby weighing under one pound is horrific. But the film does do a great job showing exactly how far science has come in rescuing "preemies", how hard the doctors and nurses work and what it means to the parents (in this case a lesbian couple, one of whom desperately wants to save the child, the other of whom questions whether the pregnancy should have been brought to term).

The Oil Factor: Behind the War on Terror (Documentary, USA, with Noam Chomsky, Zbigniew Brzezinski, 83 min.) ***
Though most informed individuals are aware that control of oil reserves is behind many of the conflicts in the Middle East, seeing it laid out in such a logical and persuasive way is as interesting as it is frightening.

Souvenir of Canada (Documentary, Ontario, 69 min.) ***
I was expecting to dislike Douglas Coupland's homage to all things Canadian, thinking it would be self-serving and boring. But it was actually really creative and a lot of fun. And I learned stuff.

Why We Fight (Documentary, USA, Dir: Eugene Jarecki, 98 min.) ***
Although this film starts off looking like it will be an in-depth examination of the various factors propelling the US wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, only about half of it has anything to say about the Military Industrial Complex and the attempt to control oil reserves. The rest is quite maudlin, looking at some laypeople's views on Bush, 9/11 and the war. Still, if your knowledge of the role of the Military Endustrial Complex in US history is weak, this is the perfect forum in which to improve it..

Wrong Side Up (Fiction, Czech Republic, 107 min.) ****
This is why I always make sure to see the Czech comedies. Hilarious dark humor, absurd situations and hapless hero made this one of my favorites this year.A postal worker tries to reunite with his ex-girlfriend while dealing with a neurotic mother, philandering father and next-door neighbors who want him to watch them have sex.It consistently sold out.

 

Not likely to come back:

Citizen Dog (Fiction, Thailand, 99 min.) ***
If you're not into magic realism, give this movie a miss. But if you liked the movie Like Water for Chocolate you'll probably love Citizen Dog, a love story about two young Thais. Brilliant color, fanciful metaphor and small doses of animation make this a lot of fun. Unfortunately, it needed to be cut about 10 minutes from the end. The last few scenes are completely unnecessary and a bit boring.

Skritek (Fiction, Czech Republic, 87 min.) **
A Czech version of Mr. Bean. Good for some laughs but I had a hard time liking any of the characters.

Hell (Fiction, France/Italy/Belgium/Japan, 98 min.) *
Is that the name of the movie or what you're going through watching it? How is it the French manage to ruin what could be potentially beautiful movies with the most mind-numbingly boring direction in the world. The film follows three grown sisters who followed rather dysfunctional paths due to a dark secret in their family. How their three lives come together again would have been of some interest if an axe was used in the editing room instead of a scalpel.

New World (Documentary, Austria, 100 min.) *
Director Paul Rosdy takes the audience through Eastern Europe comparing descriptions from turn-of-the-last-century newspapers, and old newsreels with present-day slices of life. Unfortunately, not all slices of life are interesting to watch in any century. And the voice-over is just too monotone for words.

Shape of the Moon (Documentary, Netherlands, 92 min.) **
Another slice-of-life doc, this time looking at the life of one family in Indonesia. You'd think watching the film something would give away the fact that you are actually in Indonesia but, aside for a little bit of footage of protests here and there, the family could be anywhere in the world. Some cute scenes and touching moments but overall, pretty boring. God knows what the judges were thinking at Sundance this year.

Souls of Naples (Documentary, Netherlands, 94 min.) *
See above but replace "Indonesia" with "Itlay" and take out the part about Sundance.